ass paralysis
noun, plural: -ss paralyses
1. (psychopathology). the inability to perform significant action due to the debilitating presence of magnificent -ss
“c’mon private! that leg injury ain’t that bad!”
“it’s not that, colonel… it’s sgt. courtney’s -ss!”
“awwww sheit. pvt. johnson’s got -ss paralysis!”
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