ass patrol


when the local police squad spends more time looking for women than actual criminals.
chelsea: “i can’t believe it, i got pulled over the other day outside of the kirk hotel”
pete d-ck: “woa, what did you do?”
chelsea: “i was driving 55 in a 30 with no license plates, oh and i was driving down the wrong side of the street with no lights on and it was night time, think i blew past a couple stop signs and had “f-ck the police” on the radio.”
pete d-ck: “you must have gotten at least five tickets.”
chelsea: “not a single one, i am so lucky!”
pete d-ck: “lucky??? that cop was obviously just on -ss patrol.”
chelsea: “you think?”
pete d-ck: “yes, he was jacking for beats”
chelsea: “wow”

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