Ass Perfectionist
someone who after taking a dump; wipes so meticulously that no trace of the event remains. -ss perfectionists are notorious for using exessive amounts of toilet paper, baby wipes, and generally taking forever, much to the dismay of anyone waiting in line.
“god d-mn! how long is he going to take!?”
“don’t hold your breath, he’s an -ss perfectionist after all.”
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