ass pirate


one who digs for burried treasure by inserting his p-n-s inside his partners -n-s and prodding around
albert was the most notorious -ss pirate in the city, all h-m-s-xuals came to him for advice.
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1. one who commandeers -ss.
2. a general insult implying the insultee is gay.
“arrrghh! thar be the -ss we aim to capture.”

“dennis, you’re a f-cking -ss pirate.”
the act of stealing and pounding booty…..d-mn pirates always want the booty
roman (the -ss pirate in steeb) just f-cked brad’s -ss
your typical caribbean plunderer who enjoys “swabbing the p–p deck” with his “first mate.” pastimes also involve comparing frigate sizes with other captains and polishing another captain’s plank.

…also -ss pirates enjoy h-m-s-xual intercourse.
“arr!! its time to pillage the village”

“look mateys ive found buried treasure”

-ss pirate: “lets get that p–p deck dirrty”

a h-m- who raids others’ -ssholes with no warning while saying “arrrgh”
hey dude, remember chris, that f-cking -ss pirate?
a man who likes to board another man’s p–pdeck with his plank.
yo ho, yo ho, -sspirates are we, we f-ck eachother up the -ss with glee!
mainly h-m-s-xuals. one who partakes in the insertion of a phallic object in a female or males -n-s, mainly a p-n-s.
adrian is an -ss pirate. he likes to do guys in the -ss.

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