ass pocket
someone who is being a douche bag and tool at the same time… and when the words douche bag and tool just don’t work…
wow ed is being a -ss pocket.
the 375ml bottle of liquor available for purchase. it is small enough to fit in your back pocket, aka your -ss pocket.
taylor: i’m halfway through my -ss pocket of jack daniels
gina: what is an -ss pocket?
taylor: 375ml of liquor, it fits in your -ss pocket.
gina: well it’s not on urbandictionary.
taylor: it is now.
they are segments of a fart released in succession in order to stiffle the devastating effect of noxious, -n-lly released, gas.
“you guys sure are lucky i dropped those -sspockets, and not the whole fart.”
someone who is overly frugal and a jerk about it.
scrooge is such an -sspocket, he wouldn’t even give bob cratchit a christmas bonus because it would be a waste of money.
they are segments of a fart released in succession in order to stiffle the devastating effect of noxious, -n-lly released, gas.
you guys sure are lucky i dropped those -sspockets , and not the whole fart.”
they are segments of a fart released in succession in order to stiffle the devastating effect of noxious, -n-lly released, gas.
“you guys sure are lucky i dropped those -sspockets, and not the whole fart.”
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