Ass Pounder
male (may or may not be gay/bi) who m-st-rb-t-s by auto–n-l penetration.
(aboard a us navy ship) “dave had roving watch and caught this -ss pounder in an empty rack with a shampoo bottle up his -ss!”
an -ss-pounder is any government official that has a t-tle yet no real work.
my oh my will you look at that -ss-pounder behind us – i think he is going to pull us over and give us seat belt tickets.
the art of making sweet love to a woman and suddenly without her knowledge slip it in her -ss a few strokes and make her leap like a frog. when she turns around and says, “what the f-ck” just say oops and laugh cuz it’s over anyway you look at it.
guy: oh yeah bend over
girl: give it to me daddy
guy: ……
girl: (moaning)
guy: (thinking to himself) it’s time
girl: ouchhhhh, what the f-ck!
guy: oops my bad, haha
girl: you’re an -sshole
guy: you’re just mad cuz you can’t handle an -ss pounder
1. one who pounds -sses in his spare time.
2. a tasty-looking -ss; usually on a woman.
1. d-mn! ‘djou see that guy? what an -sspounder!
2. sweet lovin lord! she’s got an -ss pounder!
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