[Ass-Pretzel]
1. one who accomplishes the feat of being an -ss while simultaneously being a pretzel.
2. when a woman’s b-ttocks looks like a pretzel after s-xual intercourse.
3. a pretzel-shaped excrement protruding from one’s -n-s.
“are you seriously going to write a poem about twilight? you’re such an -ss-pretzel.”
“d-mn gurl, you’s gots some baaad -ss-pretzel, b-tch.”
“my -ss is bustin’ out some -ss-pretzels right now, bro!”
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