Ass Puckering Cold


when your -ss cheeks pucker cause they don’t know what else to do cause its so cold. a time when you walk outside and its so cold the only words that come to mind is “why is it so f-cking cold?” a temperature that is so uncomfortable their is no other way to describe it.
“d-mn, it’s definitely -ss puckering cold cause my -ss is completley closed, shivering, and i can’t stop it!

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