ass punt
when you sit on the toilet to take a p–p and the gas in your intestines rockets the first piece of poo out of your b-tt. similar to a punt in football or the last shot of a roman candle.
i rushed home because i thought i had to take a really big sh-t, but when i sat down all that happened was an -ss punt.
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