Ass-Rice


the white fragments of toilet tissue that get tangled in the hair around the -n-s after a particularly wet bowel movement. unless removed immediately, -ss-rice can cause great discomfort.
“the toilet tissue in the public bathroom is so cheap! not only does my finger break through it but i have to spend several painful minutes picking out the -ss-rice left behind.”
1 more definition
contrived from the phrase “that’s right”
usually said quickly
tinsley: i heard you liked to party

sara: -ss rice

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