ass schmoner


one who is above all others, can kick anyone’s -ss. he/she is a general beast whom all like. -ss schmoner, however, can also be used as an insult, implying that you ruin everything in the room, much like an -ss will create a fart to ruin everything in a room.
insult : “you -ss schmoner!”
(usually in a german accent)

compliment: “that was awesome man! you’re a real -ss schmoner!”

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