Ass Serviette
the calculated or deliberate folding of toilette paper into a rectangular napkin, designed to ensure maximum fold usage and minimum breach, to be used after a bowel movement. most commonly used to prevent sh-t stains.
“during my morning bowel movement i make an -ss serviette to ensure maximum folds for maximum sp-ce usage”.
“i hate it when the tp shreds so i make an -ss serviette”.
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