ASS SIMILATOR
a guy who pretends to be a h-m- as to reap it’s many benifits- such as : tight pants, pink shirts, shopping, oprah, speedo’s, australia, compact cars, large cars, leather hats and thin cigarettes !!!
that oprah watching -ss similator over there with the tight pants over his speedo- who deffinitely owns a compact car with a kangeroo sticker on it , just took the last leather hat. goddam smoker !!!
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