Ass Smear


the residue left behind, after sitting one’s -ss on a toilet seat… it is usually composed of body sweat, pubic hairs or other body secretions.
“gross! somebody left a slippery, -ss smear in the women’s bathroom toilet seat, again.”

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    much like the “brown noser” a weenie hugger will fondle and play with a mans p-n-s to get ahead in life. wether it be to get a promotion, secure an inheritance, or just being an all around -ss kisser, the weenie hugger will schlob any kn-b. q: dude, why does kirk bring the boss coffee […]

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