Ass-smoochery


(n.) the act and art of advancing up the corporate ladder by being the biggest tattleteller, -sskisser and the most non-productive yet perfectionist employee in the company.
a: you know jim got his 5% raise just last month, i can’t see him presenting any projects or getting any work done.
b: what? it’s already the third time this year, i think i can smell a pungent -ss-smoochery going on.

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