Ass-smooth


description of an object or person who is so slick that it resembles the smoothness of a baby’s behind.
“that guy is so -ss-smooth” or “this table is -ss-smooth!”
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something in a coherent whole. mainly a collection of some sort or a group of somewhat relative things.

often used to brag about a fancy, but pointless, bunch of stuff someone has, but can also be used as an alternative to words like pretty, hot, etc.
your pokemon card collection is so -ss smooth.

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