ass smudge


when an offensively fat individual sits down on the toilet, misses the centre and leaves a gross sh-t stain on the back edge of the toilet seat.
timmy: i swear if simon leaves one more -ss smudge on the toilet seat i’m going to flip.
craig: man he can’t help it, he huge.

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