Ass Span
measurement of -ss from cheek to cheek, much like wing span.
“d-mnnn, caroline must have an -ss span of least 2 feet!”
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- Ass Trash
noun; after taking a sh-t and being unaware that you are out of toilet paper, your next best option is to search in the trash can next to you for any wiping material; usually results in using: -paper towels used previously to clean your sink -toilet paper used to previously clean the top of the […]
- assular
the enigmatic describing one’s (usualy female) lower b-ttock region. whoa dude! check out the -ssular area! she’s got enough -ss to cover rhode island…
- assurito
the act of shoving your hand in your -n-s in order to clear out a clogged t-rd. it’s thrown upon the floor violently and sounds as if a burrito had just fallen off a table the pain was too great for steve when he couldn’t motivate a bowel movement. he decided an -ssurito was the […]
- asswanker
variation of w-nker, it just makes the victim of the insult that much more gay. jeezy creezy, jacob is such a friggin -ssw-nker.
- a steam-shovelled cunt
see norman sheun “norman sheun?” “yeah hi, is a steam-shovelled c-nt there?” “no, no, n-body here by that name, mate”