ass spelunking

a prank played on someone who is sleeping. when you pull down your pants stick their nose in your crack and then fart. may cause nosebleeds and/or loss of consciousness.
john was the first one to fall asleep, so manuel sent him -ss spelunking. man was he p-ssed.
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the expansive exploration of the -n-l cavity taken to an extent far beyond typical examination. in order to be considered an -ss spelunking specific symptoms must be present. extreme pain, euphoria, nausea, loose stool, and loss of bowel control are typical. in order to be an -ss spelunker one must have partaken in at least 75% of the -n-l event and have doc-mented the such thoroughly. any accomplice in the even is referred to as the secondary spelunker.
many times -ss spelunking is used in reference to h-m-s-xual acts, however, -ss spelunking can also refer to those of hetero origin.
“that b-tt pirate goes -ss spelunking nightly.”

“tuesday i went -ss spelunking with ashley and ruined her parents sheets. after she p-ssed out a i gave her a superman.”

to eat someones -ss
i went -ss-spelunking last night in your girlfriends -ss
the act of an employee exploring his bosses insides with his nose for personal gain
yo, mike, when you get done -ss-spelunking with larry would you mind helping me get some work done or would you rather give him a hot carl.
the act of exploring the dark depths of male -ss hole
robert is very experienced at -ss-spelunking
the act of exploring and probing the depths of ones -n-s via the penile insertion method.
lance and jerome were out -ss spelunking at the local gay rest area.
its where a person jumps into another persons -ss! usually an insult to your fellow man.
johhny stop being a f-cking -ss spelunking donkey raping sh-t eater!!! 🙂