ass sperm


when one -j-c-l-t-s into a turkey baster-like object and proceeds to administer it into his or her r-ct-m; the expulsion of the s-m-n from the -n-s is otherwise known as: -ss sperm.
dooooddd i had the craziest night, cherice totally -ss spermed all over the bed -high five ensued-

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