ass sphincter


the muscle that you contract to get the p–py out. used by mike myers in wayne’s world. see example below.
wayne: “-ss sphincter says what?”
noah: “….what?”
wayne: “a sphincter says what?”
noah: “……..what?”
wayne: “exactly.”

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