ass-splitter
an extremely thick c-ck
that dude has a real -ss splitter–he stretched my hole to the max!
1. a c-ck of exceptional girth and rigidity, esp. one used to deliver a merciless f-ck in the -n-s
my brother said he couldn’t walk for a week after carlos f-cked him, ’cause carlos was haulin’ a real -ss-splitter.
a rare type of t-rd that is so big around that it is very hard and takes a lot of time and work to get it out of your -ss.
sorry i took so long,i had an -ss splitter.
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