ass stash
1. something you have hidden up your -ss. most of the time when your hiding it from authority. after you keestered something, whats in your -ss is your -ss stash
example: prisoner #1-you still got that -ss stash?
prisoner #2-yeah, i keestered that sh-t. we got some weed for later.
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