Ass Superman


a) an insult to someone’s charecter and/or s-xual preferences, akin to -ss clown, pole smoker, -ss jockey, and -ss pirate.
b) used by straight women/gay men to describe a man with a nice -ss.
c) a tattoo of the superman sheild symbol on one’s -ss.
-anthony is an -ss superman
-anthony is an -ss superman
-anthony has one awesome -ss superman.

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