Ass Taco


a s-xual act involving 2 partners. (a and b)

partner a lays on his/her stomach while partner b opens partner a’s b-ttocks and throws lettuce, tomato, cheese and cream cheese into the -n-l cavity. (creating the raw parts needed for the -ss taco)

partner a then adds the “meat” (their own human feces) to the “-ss taco” by way of direct excrement.

partner b then eats the “-ss taco” fully to which partner a asks ” why don’t you eat the sh-ll (of the taco).

partner b then finishes the s-x act by eating the -ss of partner a until climax is reached.

– “-ss taco” is both a noun and a verb.
h–r : do you want an -ss taco?

h–r 2: oh ya, oh ya
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when the crack of your -ss is filled with sh-t.
hey wipe well before coming out, i don’t want to see an -sstaco.
it’s when the various ingredients pertaining to a taco are placed into an -ss as if the -ss is the taco sh-ll.
i would love to eat your -sstaco, but i like a little more cheese and maybe guacamole.
the act of spreading ground beef, lettuce, onions, tomatoes, and cheese within the -ss crack of your lover and proceeding to eat the contents of the -ss taco and using the grease to lick the -sshole of said lover without the very typical b-tthole taste and smell.
my hispanic and very stereotypical boyfriend loves to make -ss tacos with me.
feces, lint, toilet paper and other stuff between your -ss
i rubed -ss tacos on mikey’s face.
1. the act of sh-tting, though not completely out, but predominantly into one’s own -ss crack and pressing the -ss cheeks together to complete the effect. for a complete “mexican effect,” commit this act after the dirty sanchez.
2. an insult which is an image comparable to a person who is described as such.
1. last night mia was rough! i f-cked her in the -ss, and gave her a stank dirty sanchez. with that upset, she followed up with an -ss taco.
2. for f-ck’s sake, howard, stop being such an -ss taco!

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