ass tag
played with both boys and girls, when you are “it”, to tag someone you come up behind them and give him/her a swift slap right on the b-m cheek, or you can slap both cheeks, if it pleases you to do so.
dood, we got a whole gang togther and went out in a field and played a nice, friendly game of -ss tag!!
a game that usually middle school children play, its when you run up behind the opposite s-x and slap their b-tt and thus they are now it.
hey, man are you playing -sstag today cuz’ i was just it and p-ssed it on to this chick i know.
a tattoo on your -ss that can be used to identify you, or be cause for ridicule
ex. 1: have you seen maria’s -ss tag? it’s a sea cuc-mber
ex. 2: i was so f-cked up last night and i hooked up with a chick, and i have no f-cking clue what she looks like. all i f-cking remember is her -ss tag, it was a zombie unicorn.
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