Ass-ter Shock
the shock that one gets while leaning forward to wipe after taking a dump and finding that the automatic flush thinks you have vacated ….. leaving a soggy -ss.
holy sh-t – that always happens. now my -ss is wet and sh-tty – i hate -ss-ter shock
or…
why is that guys pants so wet? must have been a victim of -ss-ter shock
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after ripping an -ss explosion, the small fart(s) that come after it. can often be smellier than the big one.
keith kept farting through the whole d-mn movie, but his -sstershocks were worse.
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