ass tissue
-ss tissue, noun
-ss tissue is the bits of paper or tissue on your -ss after taking a sh-t and wiping it with a cr-ppy brand toilet paper. people usually discover they have -ss tissue on their -ss during showers or baths.
mother: johny! why are there pieces of brown tissue in the bath tub?
johny: sorry i had -ss tissue since i took a quick dump before taking my bath.
mother: clean it up!!!
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