Ass Troll
a small mystical creature employed by airport security to painfully explore -n-l cavities in search of contraband. it is generally used in situations in which a simple body cavity search is not sufficiently humiliating.
“we were detained at the airport because the -ss troll found a condom full of cocaine in joe’s -ss.”
“i can’t believe they used an -ss troll on that old lady!”
what you see when you are having s-x with a really hairy girl and you are about to do it doggie style
d-mn girl what is that an -ss troll!!
-sshole -ss jerk sleaze troll player idiot lowlife
a troll who is also an -ss
someone who hits on women in chat rooms (i.e. trolls around) for the purpose of having indiscriminate cyber s-x or phone s-x
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