ass trumpeter


experienced jazzmusicians that also could scat singing while -ss trumpeting, this art of music expression was invented by pig-flatulence-singers(that also founded rusty gillespie) in the 1920s when jazz had it’s raw form.

jazzsingers often pushed a trumpet in their -ss and started to fart while helping it by the scat-singing or even double trumpeting(from -ss to mouth), the most famous -ss trumpeter was dizzy gillespie who invented all kinds of gillespie-singing (mouth to pig -ss, pig -ss trumpeting, rusty gillespieing pig -ss…), he often had several trumpetes by self and trumpeted in broadway.

the successor of dizzy gillespie was scatman who is now the most famous rusty gillespie singer in the world, scatman mastered -ss trumpeting in the 50s while having an accidental s-xual event with a pig(olympigs 1950 in tokyo).
scatman mastered his scat singing and -ss trumpeting from the first to the last pig in his career of a pig championist and -ss trumpeter

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