ass vacuum

actual meaning to replace current lame! entry:

1. the instance of the -n-s (or -ss) achieving a vacuum effect. in outer sp-ce, it is the black hole; in humans, it is the -n-s. it is the moment usually after a fart is expelled, the -ss inhales air– thus creating a vacuum effect. with practice, one can continue farting for minutes at a time through circular breathing (inhaling and exhaling) through the -n-s; best achieved while bent over on all fours, and relaxed. one may find extreme discomfort while the -ss vacuum effect occurs while swimming.

2. a phrase used to express a moment of disappointment or even happiness by abrupt exclamation. commonly used with a short, inward slurping sound made by the mouth, following the phrase to declare and enhance random/nastiness.

3. a statement similar to that of “eureka!” or of the same nature as having an epiphany or great idea; one could say “-ss vacuum” in a very calm tone of voice or even a subtle whisper said near friends or strangers to cause them confusion or be interested in what you have to say.

4. a mediocre but effective derogatory name used against opponents or friends with whom you are currently disgusted with.
1. you -ss vacuum!
2. dude… that teacher is such an -ss vacuum.
3. “-ss vacuum…” in online chat.
4. ok guys, time for the 2nd annual -ss vacuum compet-tion!
2 more definitions
when you have to take a sh-t but there’s no toilet so you just suck your sh-t back in your -sshole.
i have to do an -ss vacuum to keep me from sh-tting in my pants.
this is what boyfriends are called when you can’t be really mean, but they’re being an -sshole.
<3 tom <3 is an -ss vacuum. "dude! my boyfriend is an -ss vac-mm, too!"