the water that comes out of your -ss when you sweat
jim: it looks like you have sat in water.
jane: nah thats just my -ss vinegar.
a defecal is a plumbing fixture used for collecting & then disposing of defecation (p–p). it is a portmanteau of the words, “defecate” and, “urinal”. the defecal is a bit like a urinal — only the defecal is used solely for taking a plop. if you p-ss into a defecal, it will require maintanence — […]
- texan thorn bush
a method of fingering, in which the man overlaps his fingers and shoves his entire hand inside the v-g-n-l region. girl: ow! guy: what’s wrong? girl: steve did something called the texan thorn bush last night, crazy stuff. guy: ew.
denying the truth despite unweildy odds. those guys are mattmurphying if they think they can climb that mountain without a rope.
a p-n-s with the power of six normal p-n-ses. a six shooter. having the capacity for rapid fire multiple -rg-sms. i sucked off my psychology professor in the handicapped stall in the uc davis men’s room and his big d-ck shot six loads. that hot f-cker has a hexap-n-s.
d-ck shaped pasta mum said, “do you want some cazzetti for dinner tonight?”