Ass Waddling Paddle Master


1. one who has been paddled ferociously to kinky s-x, most men who suffer from this will tend to waddle for the next few days.

2. an insult; see: dipsh-t, moron, r-t-rd, etc.
1. the jewish man bent over for the whopper of a spank “the -ss waddling paddle master”.

2. big t: “hey look a turtle!”
tiffany: “thats not a turtle its a cloud you f-cking -ss waddling paddle master!!!”

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