ass whooping


1. used by parents to discipline insolent children, performed by hitting the child’s b-ttocks or other areas of the body forcefully several times. usually performed with a hand or other object such as a belt, spatula, or nine-iron golf club.

2. general saying for a physical -ssault, with the prospect of the -ssaulter ending the altercation favorably.
1. that little kid was misbehaving so badly at wal-mart, that his fat -ss momma gave him a good ol’ fashioned -ss whooping.

2. the bartender couldn’t take anymore of that drunk -ss douchebag’s sh-t-talking, so he took him outside and gave him an -ss whooping.
to brutally maul/beat.
(1)daddy gave you an -sswhooping for burning his toast.
(2)”you’re gettin’ an -sswhooping when i get over there.”

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