assache


1. noun. a pain in the -ss.
2. noun. an ache generated by sitting too long.
i’ve been playing final fantasy so long i’ve given myself an -ssache.
something or someone that provides a constant “pain in the -ss”. you know, that person or thing that’s sure to cause unnecessary or unwarranted grief.
holy christ pal, your actions and thoughtlessness have created the m-th- of all -ss-aches….and now i’ll need to clean this up once again!

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