assange

to have s-x with a consenting partner in the morning hours without a condom and later be accused of s-xual violation aka “s-x by surprise”
d-mn, this morning when we were spooning after a night of great s-x, matt -ssanged me. he is a terrorist and should be hunted down and -ss-ssinated!!
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(v.): to prosecute somebody for one offence because you can’t or won’t prosecute them for what you actually want them convicted of; to charge somebody you believe has comitted a crime with the wrong offence.

named in honour of julian -ssange, the first prominent case of -ssanging.
lawyer: “my client has been -ssanged.”

press: “police claim littering should be charged as more serious vandalism-type offences because it ‘damages the street’ but campaign groups say that is ‘blatant -ssanging’.”

defendant: “i did these things, your honour, i’ve not been framed – i’ve been -ssanged!”

judge: “in throwing out this case i must wonder why the prosecution believed they could -ssange this man.”
– to rage quit a video game you’re losing at or some other uncomfortable scenario. like when julian -ssange gets mad at interviews and storms out.

– to throw a tantrum and act like a child.
man, i was pwning noobs at cod and the host straight -ssanged us.

my wife wouldn’t leave me alone about the ch-r-s so i had to -ssange up outta there.

haha, this noob couldn’t handle the debate so he had to -ssange.
(v). to move across a dance floor surface, specifically one that’s lit from underneath.
“let’s -ssange our way across the dance floor.”
(v). to function correctly.
“it’s so d-mn hot and my air conditioner won’t -ssange.”
(v). to prepare (food) by the use of heat, as by boiling, baking, or roasting.
the steak was well–ssanged.
(v). to open a drink.
“here, let me -ssange that beer for you.”