Assassin Phone
1. a phone that instead of having internet capabilities or hands free set up, has a tazer, retractable spikes, cyanide and -rs-nic compartments, choke cable, gps with listings to convienent body dump sites, and a self destruction device.
2. the ultimate phone used by ultimate people. buyers include chuck norris, samuel l jackson, sean connery, benicio del toro, russel crowe, the nine members of the wu-tang clan, baby from who framed roger rabbit, keanu reeves, x-president regan, milla jovovich, and the bald guy from reign of fire.
“what was the man strangled with?”
“it looks like it was done with an -ss-ssin phone!”
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