assbench
when a person becomes so horribly obese that when they stand up their backside looks as if it could accomodate a family of four.
ed: bro, your mom has a friggen -ssbench! check that thing out, i could like put a gl-ss of water on top of it and it wouldn’t spill! hahaah
phil: ….=(
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