assbiscuit


a derogatory t-tle regarding someone who goes out of their way to be a jerk. their single purpose in life is to cause trouble and bring misery to the people around them. they show no remorse nor do they care about consequences. they are of little value to society and tend to get where they are by exploiting.

in a perfect world, these people would be shot on site.
you find yourself being beat down by multiple opponents at once. after humiliating you in defeat they stand above you taunting you and doing pelvic thrusts. despite the fact that they admittedly cheat, they still think they’re better than you. the insults continue. -ss-biscuits
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a combination of sweat, poo, and cotton from boxers that has clug to the -n-l hairs are referred to ‘-ss biscuits’.
jack: ‘ aw boys, ive got a m-ssive -ss biscuit!!’
‘my nails are hurting from the last picking session last week of my -ss biscuits.’

-ss biscuit(s)
same as dingleberries- when pieces of rectal waste become attached to -n-l hairs
oh no vivien has got a bit odf an -ss biscuit

1.fart
2. releasing something smelly out your b-m
i just let out an -ss biscuit
a nickname that connotes fondness, much like biscuitlips and sh-tm-ffin.
who’s a cute little -ssbiscuit? you are! yes you are!
-n-someone who likes to take it up the -ss. the conterpart to an -ssjockey; derived from -ss and sea biscuit. usually a gay man or a female women.
“dude that chick is such an -ssbiscuit, i went -ssjockey on her all night long.”

“dude, that chick is a dude and yeah we have known he was an -ssbiscuit ever sinc ehe said he like the way jeremy’s -ss curled funny when he walked.”
a sandwich made from the ‘b-tt’ ends of a loaf of bread.
“yeah, there was some leftover chicken salad but i had to eat it on a pair of -ss biscuits”….

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