assccident


when you are observing an attractive person (of either s-x), and usually, but not necessarily their -ss, and you become distracted enough that you run into something, either in your car or while walking.
i saw this really hot girl doing squats at taylor gym, and i almost got into an -ssccident while walking up the stairs.

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