asscheeks and applesauce


when a situaion is bad(-sscheeks) but a good thing(applesauce) happens, this event should be as awsome as possible
your walking you step in sh-t and then jessica alba give you a bl-w j-b… after this you would say this is -sscheeks and applesauce.

mean person: you suck
you: thats not nice
mean person: your right. im sorry take my car and allow my hot wife to give you the best head you’ve ever gotten in your life

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