asscial tissue
a humorous term for toilet paper; a play on the phrase facial tissue
facial tissue? it’s on aisle 7, right beside the -sscial tissue.
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when one has hidden strength that only a full grown adult would have. a: look at that small -ss chump over there. b: nah chill that boy has some grown man strength
- homeopal
a homeopathic friend, that is, the smaller the dose, the better they are. ben: oh no, here comes steve! sally: i thought he was your friend? ben: oh no, just a homeopal. sally: better in small doses? ben: spot on. quick, let’s jump down this manhole.
- kurillafy
to royally screw things up man i totally kurillafied that test in chemistry. my parents are gonna kurillafy my b-tt when i get home.
- growler reach-around
the act committed when you are doing a girl from behind, and you reach around and grab her growler. punk: i’m really enjoying doing you doggy-style punkette: me too baby, but now give me the growler reach-around. punk: ok punkette: mmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm yeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeah, that’s the good sh-t right there!
- fart in a hail storm
when somebody makes a bad situation worse. usually used in reference to a child misbehaving when alot of other stuff going on. tristen was acting like a fart in a hail storm ,knocking over lawn chairs and fishing poles, when his grandma was trying to reel in a fish.