asscited
(adj.) stirred emotionally to get some action.
usually used before mattress mambo.
bro 1: hey bro, i saw you with that chick last night.
bro 2: bro, which one?
bro 1: the blonde one bro, you gettin’ some?
bro 2: yeah, i’m -sscited.
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