asscrack sandwich
a s-x position in which 2 naked men’s hairy -sses lay parallel to one another and simultaneously take a large bowel movement, then the 3rd party involved eats it out of the “buns” lengthwise (creating a hamburger bun effect) while piling the goods on their eyes, cheeks, nose, and lips in a slow deliberate motion. the 3rd person then regurgitates the m-ss and starts the process again, depositing the matter where it originally came from, like mustarding a juicy hotdog.
d-mn, laqueesha gave me and tyrone an -sscrack sandwich last night, sh-t was lit as a mothafucca.
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