asscruncher


1. a very large p-n-s.
2. the owner of a very large p-n-s.
dude, my c-ck is an -sscruncher!
someone who quite frequently does someone up the p–p hole..hard; most likely a man with another man.
ryan, you -ss cruncher!

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