assef
v; to rape, usually in the b-ttox.
derived from the book the kite runner. in said book, a character named -ssef raped a little boy named h-ssan, and later in life, h-ssan’s son.
often used casually and is synonomous with “i’m screwed”
1. omg i forgot to studdy last night! i am so -ssefed!!!
2. oh cr-p, i left my project at home, mr. bessin is so gonna -ssef me!
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