Assegg
the act of putting an egg in your -ss and cracking within the -n-s
“i just learnt how to do the -ss egg.”
a more -secretive- way of calling a person s-xy then actually straight out calling a person s-xy.
can be used as a way of saying an object is awesome.
can be used as a way of saying food tastes amazing!
example 1: d-mn, this chocolate cake is -ssegg!
example 2: wow, how -ssegg is that boy over there!
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