assequity


-ssequity is the mental points your woman acc-mulates during the course of the relationship. these points acc-mulate towards the amount of time you would stay in the relationship should the magic box become damaged, or your access to the box is restricted for some unknown illogical reason that manifests in the womans mind.
this woman is about to go negative in -ssequity, i will have to make other arrangements with one of her girlfriends or just find another.

i have only gotten some 3 times this week, my -ssequity meter is not advancing.

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