asser


a german word that means you stupid dumb -ss.
“you guys are the biggest -ssers.”
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somebody who pretends to be cool, but actually is an idiot. male form of teenybopper. from bulgarian slang. in bulgaria, the -ssers are currently on a gangsta rap wave.
heah, bobo’s pretending he’s a big -sser just cuz’ he listens to 50 cent and other sh-t of the sort.
a german word that means you stupi dumb -ss.
“you guys are the biggest -sser.”
a seriously shallow person (usually female)
non-single girl 1: omg did you see those abs?
non-single girl 2: i know don’t you wish –boyfriend– has abs like that
non-single girl 1: h-ll yeah, gimme a piece o’ that.

girl 1 boyfriend : pah, -ssers

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