Assfinger
the first time a girl ever sticks a finger up your -rs- when she is slopping away at a bl-wj-b. one’s reaction is initially “wtf are you doing?” but in just a few seconds, one will be on a different plane of existence.
a friend suggested that i pick up this cd. after a long day of work, i put this in and, on the first listen of the first track, i yelled “wtf was he thinking?!!?!”. but by the time i was finished with the second track, i think i ‘got it’. this alb-m is definitely an -ssfinger.
coined in the late 90s, this term capably describes the best person in the universe.
-ssfingers is great and andamaroo is not.
overweight bald men with thick eyegl-sses normally contract this illness though it has been known to exist outside of this stereotype.
also referred to as sh-tsticks, -ssfingers is an illness that causes the index finger and middle finger to smell like a sh-tty -sshole. victims of -ssfingers can quickly be discovered while pointing something out to you or offering you a stick of gum.
“jee-sus! that dude behind the counter gave me directions. he pointed the place out on the map and i leaned over to grab a closer look and wham!! he’s got -ssfingers in a bad way. thought i was gonna straight p-ss out, i swear to g-d!”
the worst thing imaginable. something you would rather die than become.
become -ssfingers? i’d rather star in a snuff film.
little boney fingers of wives that try to insert into private places
your -ss
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